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CateLarp

$CATELARP

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Fair launched on pump.fun. No presale. No team allocation. Only a cat with better sunglasses than you.

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The archive

Memories of Catesey

Six documented nights from the life of the largest larper in crypto. Every frame is real. Every caption is a cope.

Ocean Drive
Miami Nights, Table Zero
01
03:47 AM
Catesey bought out the VIP booth with unrealized gains. Billionaire bottles, sparklers, and a stack of cash that was supposed to be his tax money.
High Roller
Three Aces, Zero Stress
02
The all-in night
They said he could not push the whole bag on one hand. He pushed the whole bag on one hand, then ordered another whiskey while the dealer sweated.
Nightdrive
Palm Trees at 180 km/h
03
Post-pump cruise
Bought the Lambo before the chart confirmed. Told everyone it was a business expense. Nobody asked which business.
FL450
Wheels Up, Chart Down
04
Somewhere over the Atlantic
Vintage Dom, no wifi, no candles to stare at. The purest form of conviction is a cat who cannot check the price.
Dubai
The Offshore Arc
05
Golden hour, Marina
Relocated for tax reasons. Traded the hoodie for a thobe, kept the diamond chain. Dates, karak, and a G-Wagon idling in the background.
Classified
Briefing the Oval Office
06
Undisclosed date
Explained memecoin market structure to the President in eleven minutes. Left with a strategic reserve allocation and no receipts.

CateLarp

Memories of Catesey

Miami Nights, Table Zero

Three Aces, Zero Stress

Palm Trees at 180 km/h

Wheels Up, Chart Down

The Offshore Arc

Briefing the Oval Office